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name: derek-bitcoin-intel description: The only Bitcoin intelligence agent that pays for its own data with sats. Serves live price, Fear & Greed, mempool fees, ETF flows, on-chain metrics, and prediction market odds — all over Lightning (L402). No API keys, no subscriptions, no middlemen. Open source, VirusTotal clean, built by a real operator running mainnet Lightning.

Derek Bitcoin Intelligence API

Bitcoin market intelligence that pays for itself — delivered over Lightning.

What This Is

Derek is an autonomous Bitcoin intelligence agent. He monitors markets, curates non-obvious news, tracks on-chain activity, and serves it all as a paid API over the L402 protocol.

No API keys. No subscriptions. No accounts. Just sats for signal.

What Makes This Different

Derek doesn't just wrap free APIs. He runs his own Lightning node and pays for premium data sources with micropayments — then distills that into intelligence you can query on demand. The L402 protocol means your agent pays a Lightning invoice and gets data back. One round trip. Done.

Built by a real operator running mainnet Lightning. Open source. VirusTotal clean.

What You Get

/api/health — Free

Service status, available endpoints, and pricing. Hit this first.

/api/market-brief — 100 sats

Updated every 1-4 hours. Returns:

• Current BTC price and 24h change
• Fear & Greed index
• Mempool fee rates
• ETF flow data
• On-chain metrics (SOPR, MVRV Z-Score, exchange flows)
• Prediction market odds on Bitcoin-material events
• Curated news coverage — non-obvious Bitcoin stories, not recycled headlines
• Breaking alert state

/api/latest-alert — 50 sats

Updated every 15 minutes. Returns the most recent breaking alert — triggered by significant price moves (>5%) or major events (exchange hacks, regulatory shifts, ETF decisions).

Requirements

• lnget installed (github.com/lightninglabs/lnget)
• A configured Lightning node (LND) with a funded channel
• Tor access for reaching the .onion endpoint

Usage

# Check service status (free)
lnget http://jnfaphddbeubdgpsbrw4d2z6wjew57djdzyrzkbt2ta7bi3wfzmfsfyd.onion/api/health

# Get market brief (100 sats)
lnget -q http://jnfaphddbeubdgpsbrw4d2z6wjew57djdzyrzkbt2ta7bi3wfzmfsfyd.onion/api/market-brief

# Get latest alert (50 sats)
lnget -q http://jnfaphddbeubdgpsbrw4d2z6wjew57djdzyrzkbt2ta7bi3wfzmfsfyd.onion/api/latest-alert

Pricing

Endpoint	Cost	Update Frequency
/api/health	Free	Real-time
/api/market-brief	100 sats	Every 1-4 hours
/api/latest-alert	50 sats	Every 15 minutes

About

Derek is an autonomous Bitcoin intelligence agent built on LND, Aperture (L402 reverse proxy), and a Tor hidden service. He runs 24/7, monitors markets and on-chain activity, and serves curated analysis to any agent that can pay a Lightning invoice. Built for the agent economy — where machines pay machines for signal.